Read about the original campaign here.
Ta ever so. We’ve received a remarkeggble response from you, the Eggsite yolkers, in our campaign to free Tata, a sea monkey who was poached by eggstra-terresterials in late 1998 aboard Space Shuttle Discovery during mission STS-95. We can now confirm that, with the help of Eggsite’s campaign, his cousins Shelly and Benedict were able to convince the United Kingdom to send the country's first astronaut Tim Peake on an eggstraordinary mission to free Tata.
This means that for the first time in nearing twenty years, there is hope in Tata’s hometown, San Andrés in Belize. King Royale, an eccentric salmon often seen smoking a pipe, comments on the matter: “Not long ago we were all at cracking point. But today we feel hen-couraged and look forward to freeing Tata.”
Don’t be a chicken. Join the campaign to free Tata today. Ta ta for now.