Serena, the Founder of Eggsite, reports to you from deepest darkest Gloucestershire.
Yesterday, 9th December, was the annual Turnip Prize. Awarded to pieces of art that require a lack of effort to create, The Turnip Prize has cracked the interest of hens around the country and so, albeit relatively early, Eggsite would like to proudly reveal its entry to next year's Turnip Prize.
Eggshellscent is the world's first egg shell scent. Its attractive qualities are guaranteed to ruffle feathers across the globe. Do you perform regularly on stage? Eggspect your show to shell out if you are wearing Eggshellscent. Do you find yourself being eggnored at work? Are you struggling to get laid? Dabble on some Eggshellscent and you'll notice the difference.
Remember... Don't smell, shell.
Do you want to be the Eggshellscent brand ambassador? Please drop us an Eggmail with your Egg CV.